There
once was a quisling, McCain
Whose
party he held in disdain;
He
says with a swagger
And
blood on his dagger,
"Perchance
I would do it again."
There
once was a turncoat named Graham
Who
considered his party a sham;
He
weaseled, appeased;
Constituents?
Displeased!
But
frankly he won't give a damn.
There
once was a traitor named Specter
Who
reminds one of Hannibal Lector;
He
says with a sneer
That
goes ear to ear,
"You
knew that I was a defector."
There
once was a RINO, DeWine
Who
was totally lacking a spine;
He
says with a grin
As
he chuckles within,
"Let
'em whine for I know I'm divine."
Two
renegades hailing from Maine
Who
felt duty-bound to abstain;
With
malice within
They
stifled a grin,
Saying,
"We can be vain as McCain!"
A
conspiracy spawner named Warner
Was
found to go pout in the corner;
When
his vote was needed?
Despite
how we pleaded,
As
useless as little Jack Horner.
A
scowling RINO named Hagel
Will
always prefer to finagle;
His
visage looks grim,
But
we know that within
He
wields the brains of a bagel.
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