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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"What you have here is a story of revenge, payback and hypocrisy, in other words, an average Friday in Washington." -- Charles Krauthammer, 1/5/2007 "People often ask me why I left the Senate, and I always tell them after eight years in Washington, I longed for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood." -- TV actor Fred Thompson, Former U.S. Sennator "What is this oozing behemoth, this fibrous tumor, this monster of power and expense hatched from the simple human desire for civic order? How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?" -- P. J. O'Rourke, Parliament of Whores "One lesson of Sept. 11 is that a government that tries to do everything is likely to do most of it badly." -- Mark Steyn "We know that anything government does private enterprise can do for half the cost." -- Nobel Prize-Winning Economist Dr. Milton Friedman to Charlie Rose 12-26-2005 "Whenever the government runs things it always costs twice as much as should be." -- Gerald Pearse "Government purchases of military hardware, highways, energy projects, space equipment, and other items often cost 50% or 100%, or more (see here and here), above what politicians originally promise." -- Chris Edwards "When the government pays, health care's lack of affordability becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. In health care, as in other things, government is the high-cost producer." -- Arnold Kling "Government does not do ANYthing as well as the private sector does, and that includes educating your children." -- Neal Boortz "It takes more weeks to get an answer from the Small Business Administration to an emergency loan application than [the number of] seconds it takes to get money from an ATM [while you're visiting] a foreign country." -- Newt Gingrich "Never trust the government to do a job, if you have a private business alternative." -- D.J. Drummond "Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm." -- James Madison "I call this the Fundamental Problem of Political Economy. How do we limit the power that idiots have over us? ... [Milton] Friedman's insight is that a market limits the power that others have over us; conversely, limiting the power that others have over us allows us to have markets. Friedman argued that no matter how wise the officials of government may be, market competition does a better job of protecting us from idiots." -- Arnold Kling "Our bureaucrats are even more incompetent than the ones in Venezuela." -- Jim Rogers, 12-11-2002 "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." -- Ronald Reagan "Nobody spends somebody else's money as carefully as he spends his own. Nobody uses somebody else's resources as carefully as he uses his own." -- Milton Friedman "Talk about threats to national security -- how about government so big, so complicated and so unmanageable, it can't get out of its own way?" -- Bob Schieffer "In his latest book, Revolutionary Wealth, co-written with his wife Heidi, [futurist Alvin] Toffler diagrams the varying speeds in which institutions change. In one chapter, the couple uses a series of figurative cars on the freeway to make their point. Zooming along at 100 MPH 'is a car representing the fastest-changing major institution in America today -- the company or business,' the Tofflers write. By contrast, a car driven by government and regulatory agencies would be puttering at a speed of 25 MPH. Meanwhile, bringing up the rear, at 10 miles per hour, shuddering along 'with a flat tire and steam coming out its radiator' is the American school system. 'Is it possible that it costs $400 billion to maintain this broken heap? The answer is yes, every year'." -- Edward B. Driscoll Jr. "Governments always start out saying they're going to help, and always wind up pushing you around." -- Peggy Noonan "Well, who is more likely to volunteer to take a job in a bureaucracy that has little to recommend it except that it gives you the power to use government force to control the lives of others? A dispassionate scientist or a zealot? In government, the zealots eventually take over." -- John Stossel "The point to remember is that what government gives it must first take away." -- J.S. Caldwell "In Kelo v. New London, the United States Supreme Court held that government may take property that belongs to one person and give it to another. That is hardly surprising. Government today does little else." -- Timothy Sandefur "In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other." -- François Marie "Voltaire" Arouet, 1764 "Theft is theft even when the government approves of the thievery. Turning a democracy into a kleptocracy does not enhance the stature of the thieves, it only diminishes the legitimacy of the government." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "Once the coffers of the federal government are opened to the public, there will be no shutting them again." -- Grover Cleveland "A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." -- George Bernard Shaw "Too many voters are already bought -- not by corporate campaign donors, but by the government itself." -- Joseph Sobran. "If you ask the government to end welfare and open the borders, they will meet you half-way by opening the borders." -- Ray Holtorf "The purpose of the government is to provide the service, and the purpose of the media is to provide the vaseline." -- old libertarian joke "I don't think it's bribery; I think it's extortion. Bribery, you know, is when the person that's giving the money does it voluntarily. What it is in Washington is extortion because they all ask for the money." -- Sen. John McCain "Politicians are politicians all of the time -- whether they're helping themselves to an extra-serving of farm-subsidy bacon, writing new laws about when their opponents can and can't run ads about them or appointing bureaucrats to enforce those laws. ... There are no angels at the FEC. There aren't any in Congress or at the White House. And the sooner arrogant reformers like Sen. McCain and Fred Wertheimer realize that they're no angels either, the better for all of us -- and for the Constitution." -- Ryan Sager "For those who fancy that government's projects are uniquely important, or for those who imagine that holding government office makes someone unusually saintly or trustworthy, entrusting government with power that we would never entrust to our neighbors or other private citizens might seem sensible. To me, it's dangerous, unjustified, and unjustifiable." -- Dr. Donald Boudreaux "Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whisky to teenage boys." -- P.J. O’Rourke "Can you imagine any enterprise outside the federal government where a person makes a request, three and a half years go by before the request is finally responded to, and this is considered acceptable performance?" -- John Hinderaker "Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything." --Mark Thornton "You can count on government to be absurd ... every day ... all year long." -- Neal Boortz" "Intelligence collection has been
given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too
much bureaucracy in intelligence collection." -- P.
J. O'Rourke
"It's easy to be a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you." -- Will Rogers "Anytime the Government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth." -- John Alejandro King "The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a Government building." -- John Alejandro King "Congress does two things well: nothing and overreacting." -- Rep. Mike Oxley "What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It's not good at much else." -- Tom Clancy, 9-2-2003 "[Peter] Drucker says that modern government can do only two things well: wage war and inflate the currency. It's the aim of my administration to prove Mr Drucker wrong." -- Richard M. Nixon "This will be the most ethical administration in the history of the United States" -- William J. Clinton "[We] intend to lead the most honest, the most open and the most ethical Congress in history." -- Speaker-designate Nancy Pelosi, before backing the ethically-challenged John Murtha for Majority Leader and the impeached-and-convicted former Judge Alcee Hastings for House Intelligence Committee Chairman "A government, at bottom, is nothing more than a gang of men, and as a practical matter most of them are inferior men ... Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really good one and even those governments that are most tolerable are arbitrary, cruel, grasping and unintelligent. Indeed, it would not be far from wrong to describe the best government as the common enemy of all decent citizens." -- Minority Report: H.L. Mencken's Notebooks #68, 1956 "We must always remember that, as Americans, we all have a common enemy - an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government." -- Dave Barry "The impersonal hand of government can never replace the loving, metallic hand of the giant robot."-- John Alejandro King "A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have."-- Karl Hess and Barry Goldwater "A government that's big enough to give you everything you want, is a government that's big enough to give you even more." -- John Alejandro King "The power which a multiple millionaire, who may be my neighbor and perhaps my employer has over me is far less than that which the smallest functionary who wields the coercive power of the state, and on whose discretion it depends whether and how I am allowed to live or to work." -- F. A. Hayek "Talk about the poor getting poorer tugs at the hearts of decent people and squares nicely with the agenda of big government advocates, but it doesn't square with the facts." -- Dr. Walter E. Williams "There are still people in the federal government and all levels of government who have this myopic view that it's more important for them to pursue their own career than it is to get information out [especially intelligence about imminent terrorist attacks] and to do the right thing." -- Rep. Peter King to Alan Colmes, 10-6-20005 ![]() "The government has created a nation of paper criminals. People can be put in jail and lose civil rights and liberties through bureaucratic procedures. The only thing that is keeping you out of jail is government goodwill." -- Ayn Rand "No one talks about the real ethics disaster in Washington. It's that many members of Congress will listen to any argument against a bill except for two: that it's not moral or that it's not Constitutional." -- Rep. Ron Paul "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." -- Tacitus, Roman senator and historian (AD c.56-c.115) "The more laws, the less justice." -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, orator, statesman and the last free consul of Rome. (ca. BC. 42) "The more prohibitions there are, the poorer the people will be. The more laws are promulgated, the more thieves and bandits there will be." -- Lao-tzu, The Tao Te Ching ( believed written in China, 6th century BC ). "A Locrian [a citizen of an ancient Greek city-state] who proposed any new law stood forth in the assembly of the people with a cord round his neck, and if the law was rejected, the innovator was instantly strangled." -- Edward Gibbon, The History of the Deecline and Fall of the Roman Empire "An oppressive government is much worse than a man-eating tiger." -- Kong Fu-Dzuh ("Confucious") "Never was a government that was not composed of liars, malefactors and thieves." -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, brilliant philosopher, writer, political scientist, orator, humorist and last Free Consul of Rome, before he was murdered by the despicable despot Mark Anthony, doing his utmost to demonstrate and underscore Cicero's observation "Every actual state is corrupt. Good men must not obey laws too well." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson “The ten most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help you’.” -- Ronald Reagan "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." -- Edward Abbey "Congress' passing of the omnibus spending bill without reading it shows more than anything why they can't be trusted." -- Neal Boortz "You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... Government contains impure ingredients -- as anybody who's looked at Congress can tell you. ... government practices deceptive advertising. And the merest glance at the federal budget is enough to convict the government of perjury, extortion, and fraud. ... in a nutshell: government should be against the law. Term limits aren't enough. We need jail." -- P.J. O'Rourke "Once a year we should hang someone in government as an example to his fellows." -- Franklyn C. "Lyn" Nofziger, Press Secretary for President Reagan "Our bureaucrats are even more incompetent than the ones in Venezuela." -- Jim Rogers to Neil Cavuto 12-11-2002 "The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare." -- Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan "The single most frightening thing you encounter is confidence-in-government because it's so common." -- Rick Gaber "Most government most of the time wreaks incredible destruction on people’s lives and is completely unaccountable for it." -- David R. Henderson "I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back." -- Leo Tolstoy "Government restrictions are attractive to people who want to impose their pet notions without having to count the costs." -- Thomas Sowell "The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic." -- H. L. Mencken "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "The courts have given the news media carte blanche, in the name of the First Amendment -- but the media are no better than government at exercising unchecked power. When it's known that no one can punish you, a certain kind of person stops caring whether he hurts anybody. And such people tend to rise within any organization that doesn't work hard to have a conscience." -- Orson Scott Card "Everybody makes mistakes, but government makes mistakes permanent." -- Rick Gaber "I've always been a small-government person. I think that a good way to really screw something up is to get the government involved." -- Clint Eastwood to Chris Matthews on Hardball 3-15-05 "Whenever somebody has an idea for a business and experiences quite a bit of success, you can naturally expect the government to step in and screw it up." -- Neal Boortz "Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it." -- Ann Coulter "Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything." -- Mark Thornton "Everything the government touches turns to crap." -- Ringo Starr "As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it -- it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it any more." -- Jay Leno "As a libertarian I believe we should have a federal government simple and circumscribed enough to be run by an average, dull, normal American. With George W. Bush we have half the equation in place." -- P.J. O'Rourke "The thing about government is it always falls into the hands of the very worst people sooner or later. And now do you mean to tell me those who worked so very hard so very long to build up our huge, all-intrusive government -- that it NEVER occurred to them that it could all fall into the hands of people they detest? What in hell did they expect??? Sheesh!" -- Rick Gaber "Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else." -- P.J. O’Rourke "This government never furthered any enterprise but by the alacrity with which it got out of the way." -- Henry David Thoreau in his essay "Civil Disobedience" "The trick, of course, is that doing nothing in the public policy world allows much more to be done in the real world." -- Thomas Hazlett "The request of industry to government is as modest as that of Diogenes to Alexander: 'Get out of my light'." -- Jeremy Bentham "People would be better served if the government just left them alone." -- California Assemblyman Ray Haynes “Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.” -- Ronald Reagan “The government is not your friend.” -- Judge Andrew P. Napolitano Find out about governmentium HERE. "In some dim beginning, man created the institution of government as a convenience for himself. And, ever since that time, government has been doing its best to become an inconvenience." --Ronald Reagan "The federal government should be less important in our lives, not more." -- Neal Boortz "Elected leaders tend to believe they are responsible for a lot more than they really are. Like the little boy on his first plane trip 'helping' the plane by flapping his arms as the Boeing 747 begins to ascend, legislators often seem to believe that somehow they run the economy and solve lots of problems." -- Curt Leonard "Why do we need a Department of Commerce? It's like asking fish to establish a Department of Swimming." -- Scott Cook "Beware the greedy hand of government, thrusting itself into every corner and crevice of industry." -- Thomas Paine "If businesses can use government to rig the system to suppress competition, they will. ... Unions will, too. The result is the same: higher costs and fewer choices." -- John Stossel, in Give Me a Break "THE PRIMARY ROLE OF GOVERNMENT IS TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF GOVERNMENT." -- NEAL BOORTZ's "UNIFIED THEORY OF POLITICAL DYNAMICS" "The authority of government ... can have no pure right over my person and my property but what I concede to it." -- Henry David Thoreau "Most bad government results from too much government." -- Thomas Jefferson "How many stupid ways can our governcrats find to waste our taxbucks?" -- Garry Reed "Politicians don't like empowered individuals." -- Neal Boortz "The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos." -- H. L. Mencken, 1919 "There is nothing quite so depressing as waking up to face a day when you know that you are going to have to deal with a government office or bureaucrat." -- Neal Boortz "Bureaucrats, by definition, can't feel shame, which is one of the reasons I don't like 'em." -- Tucker Carlson, 10-17-2005 "It's only a monopoly that can treat people [badly] with arrogance and continue to get away with it. And government is a monopoly." -- Clark Howard "You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing. If you have been living in a world where outcomes are everything, you may have a very hard time understanding bureaucratic thinking or practices." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "The Bureaubrain at work: government says it's not medicine so it's not medicine." -- Garry Reed "Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seatbelts ever have." -- P.J. O’Rourke "The principal villain in rising health care costs is the government. Not pharmaceutical companies, not doctors, but government." -- Neal Boortz "Both individuals and collectives perpetrate betrayals, but by far the worst offender is the State, which includes the agencies that spring up to support it. State agents run State agencies. They not only believe in the State, they also stand to profit from it, at your expense. Alas, instead of being considered cause for alarm, today's State agents are often regarded as being essential to your freedom, but nothing could be further from the truth." -- Joe Blow "My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there." -- Indira Gandhi "The purpose of the Supreme Court is to settle disputes between the states, or between the citizens and the federal government, not to ‘interpret’ the Constitution. Why would you need to interpret the Constitution, anyway? Is it written in Sanskrit?" -- Terence McIntyre "We are now, my friends, in a situation where the majority of Americans get their news and information about what is going on with their government from entities that are licensed by and subject to punishment at the hands of that very government. Nobody can truly believe that this is what our founding fathers had in mind." -- Neal Boortz "Socialism, like the ancient ideas from which it springs, confuses the distinction between government and society. As a result of this, every time we object to a thing being done by government, the socialists conclude that we object to its being done at all." -- Frédéric Bastiat, 1837 "We can all agree that kicking puppies is a national scourge; it takes a mature sensibility to understand that a Puppy Kicking Amendment to the U.S. Constitution would trivialize governance and not solve the problem." -- Tim Cavanaugh "Government is not reason, and it is not eloquence; it is force." --George Washington "Government is about coercion. Limiting government is the single most important instrument for guaranteeing liberty. We're working on a third generation which has little in the way of education about what our Constitution means and why it was written. Thus, we've fallen easy prey to charlatans, quacks, and hustlers." -- Dr. Walter E. Williams "Constitutional provisions are not barriers to government misconduct. At best, they can be speed bumps." -- Arnold Kling "Government is not compassion ... Government is nothing more than structured, widespread coercion ..." -- Glen Allport "Compassion comes from the heart, not the government." -- Edward Britton "I was taught very early on that the state can be, and is, a liar and a murderer." -- Christopher Hitchens "Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there." -- P.J. O'Rourke "Demagoguery beats data in making public policy." -- Dick Armey "I'm no longer a consumer advocate if I'm reporting on government? Doesn't government screw consumers, too? You bet." -- John Stossel "The government is good at one thing...it knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say, 'See, if it weren't for the government you wouldn't be able to walk'." -- Harry Browne "One of government's most pernicious effects is the way it colonizes our consciousness, in a manner deeper and more significant than advertising or markets ever manage." -- Brian Doherty "The 'private sector' of the economy is, in fact, the 'voluntary' sector; and...the 'public sector' is, in fact, the 'coercive' sector." -- Henry Hazlitt "Ultimately, however, as the Austrian economist Joseph Schumpeter pointed out, a powerful bureaucratic class is in the same relation to commerce as was the scorpion in Aesop to the dog on whose back he crossed the river. They will destroy commerce and establish socialism, even if it kills them, because that is their nature." -- John Derbyshire "A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." -- Bertrand de Jouvenal "As soon as people drop the reins on government, government will leash the people." -- James Bovard "It is absurd to expect governments to descend gradually, step-by-step into barbarism - as if there was a train schedule to political hell and people could get off at any stop along the way." -- James Bovard "The only limit to the oppression of government is the power with which the people show themselves capable of opposing it." -- Enrico Malatesta "The constitution did not contemplate that the government would do everything for everybody." -- Alan Ackerman "The next time you consider believing that the state can do anything better than the market, imagine a sea of permanent bureaucrats, lobbyists, pandering politicians, and those mad attendees at political conventions, and ask yourself: what can these people do that individuals in society -- acting in their own self-interest, coordinating exchange through the market process, constantly testing decisions against economic feasibility and consumer demand -- cannot do. The answer is nothing. Before you write to tell me that without the state, there would be a fly in every soup, please read Murray Rothbard's Man, Economy, and State. It is the best explanation of how society manages itself just fine without a band of respectable-looking criminals telling everyone what to do." -- Lew Rockwell "If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary." -- James Madison, Federalist no. 51. "The problem with government is that it is run by people, and people are flawed. They are not virtue machines. We are all of us, even the best of us, vulnerable to the call of the low: to greed, conceit, insensitivity, ruthlessness, the desire to show you're in control, in charge, in command." -- Peggy Noonan “No man is good enough to govern another man, without that other's consent.” -- Abraham Lincoln "Free government is founded in jealousy, not confidence. It is jealousy and not confidence which prescribes limited constitutions, to bind those we are obliged to trust with power.... In questions of power, then, let no more be heard of confidence in men, but bind him down from mischief by the chains of the Constitution." -- Thomas Jefferson, 1799 "What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It's not good at much else." -- Tom Clancy on Kudlow and Cramer 9/2/03 "The only thing government does better than killing is lying and covering things up." -- Edward Britton "There is nothing so bad that politics cannot make it worse." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.' " -- George Carlin "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -- Ronald Reagan (1986) "The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first." -- Thomas Jefferson "A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on Earth... and what no just government should refuse." -- Thomas Jefferson in a Letter to James Madison, Paris, Dec. 20, 1787 "Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." --Dr. Milton Friedman, Nobel-Prize-winning economist. "Why is it that any time government takes over something for a few years, it's assumed that people are too incompetent to do it for themselves?" -- Julian Sanchez "The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools." -- Herbert Spencer "I think Congress is over-doing its job." -- Rick Gaber, Referencing the U.S. Constitution, Article I, Section 4, Clause 2: "The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day." Amended by Amendment XX, Section 2: "The Congress shall assemble at least once in every year, and such meeting shall begin at noon on the 3d day of January, unless they shall by law appoint a different day." "Despite their degrees, résumés and pretensions, the Establishment is no longer made up of 'policy' types. Most of its members are placemen. Their expertise is in becoming and remaining members of the Establishment." -- William S. Lind "Benevolence in public institutions has a short half-life no matter how noble its original intentions."-- Richard A. Epstein, Principles for a Free Society "There's seldom been control of a new federal agency that wasn't sold by the most efficient fund-raising politicians to the wealthiest pressure groups within four years of its inception." -- Bert Rand "A Penny saved is a government oversight." -- Vic Irish "Government is all stick and no carrot. It is very good at beating people with regulations, taxes, quotas, and fines, but very bad at inspiring its citizens to lead just and decent lives." -- Martin Morse Wooster "Government should be our servant, not our master." -- Doug Guetzloe "The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them..." -- Mark Twain "It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error." -- Robert H. Jackson (1892-1954), U.S. Judge, in American Communications Association v. Douds, May 1950 "When government does more than guard against the initiation of force, inevitably it becomes a means of theft and bamboozlement." -- Donald J. Boudreaux "The true foundation of republican government is the equal right of every citizen in his person and property and in their management." -- Thomas Jefferson to Samuel Kerchevaal, 1816 "Not surprisingly, high taxes and [their resulting] widespread unemployment are a recipe for unhappiness." -- Dan Mitchell "[If government have] a right of demanding ad libitum and of taxing us themselves to the full amount of their demand if we do not comply with it, [this would leave] us without anything we can call property." -- Thomas Jefferson: Reply to Lord North, 1775. Papers, 1:233 "In a free government almost all other rights would become worthless if the government possessed power over the private fortune of every citizen." -- Chief Justice John Marshall "All government, in its essence, is organized exploitation, and in virtually all of its existing forms it is the implacable enemy of every industrious and well-disposed man." -- H. L. Mencken, The Impossible Mencken "I own I am not a friend to a very energetic government. It is always oppressive." -- Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, 12/20/1787 "Government does not solve problems. It subsidizes them." -- Ronald Reagan "'Solve' and 'problems' are not in the Constitution." -- Doug Newman "The power to tax involves the power to destroy." – Chief Justice John Marshall in the McCulloch v. Maryland ruling, 1819 "Man is not free unless government is limited." -- Ronald Reagan: Farewell Speech, 1988 [The purpose of the Constitution is to] “keep the government off the backs of people.” -- Justice William O. Douglas "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedoms of the people by gradual and silent encroachment of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." -- James Madison "Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass "Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in
other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant."
-- Clint Eastwood "It's important to realize that whenever you give power to politicians or bureaucrats, it will be used for what they want, not for what you want."-- Harry Browne "A lot of what is called 'public service' consists of making hoops for other people to jump through. It is a great career for those who cannot feel fulfilled unless they are telling other people what to do." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "There's something psychotic about people who go around asking whether large business concerns should be allowed to operate without first getting government permission for every little thing, but who never ask whether politicians should be allowed to shake down businesses and businessmen any damn time they want to." -- Rick Gaber "Since Congress makes the laws they are under the delusion that anything they do is legal, no matter if it is unwise, unethical, or un-Constitutional." -- Jim Babka "Politicians and bureaucrats are hopelessly addicted to running other people's lives." -- Geoffrey Neale "The 'private sector' of the economy is, in fact, the 'voluntary' sector; and...the 'public sector' is, in fact, the 'coercive' sector." -- Henry Hazlitt "Confronted with economic problems, politicians always blame the private sector first ... [even] blaming the problem on the solution." -- Richard L. Gordon "You can bet the rent money that whatever politicians do will end up harming consumers. ... Economic ignorance is to politicians what idle hands are to the devil. Both provide the workshop for the creation of evil." -- Walter E. Williams "If experience has taught me anything, it's not to put ANYTHING past people in government." -- Edward Britton "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." -- H.L. Mencken "Government regulation is the result of the majority violating the rights of the minority. This is nothing more than tyranny. The moral path is to let people live in peace so long as they do not violate the rights of others." -- Bart Frazier "When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson "Many of those who fear and distrust the people somehow believe, with the intensity of blind faith, that as soon as these same people are given government jobs they somehow acquire wisdom and become saints. Or, if they already are saints, that they will avoid being corrupted by power, AND that the power-hungry WILL refrain from grabbing their jobs." -- Rick Gaber "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels ... to govern him?" --Thomas Jefferson: 1st Inaugural, 1801 "Government is a far more effective tool for preventing harm than for achieving good. Those who see the state as the engine of progress see progress as originating from some men having the power to force other men to obey them, not from voluntary association of free individuals." -- James Bovard in Lost Rights, the Destruction of American Liberty "It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny." ~ James Fenimore Cooper, The American Democrat, 1838 "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." -- H.L. Mencken "Jesus would never use government surrogates to force the people to 'help others'." -- Philip Freneau "Helping the poor through the government is like feeding the sparrows through cows" -- Walter Williams "Government, though necessary for many purposes, is no more a precision instrument for constructive social change than a sledgehammer is for brain surgery." -- Jay Ambrose "If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it." -- Cullen Hightower "If a government were put in charge of the Sahara Desert, within five years they’d have a shortage of sand." -- Dr. Milton Friedman "Give a man the secure possession of bleak rock, and he will turn it into a garden; give him a nine years lease of a garden, and he will convert it to a desert... The magic of property turns sand into gold." -- Arthur Young, "Travels", written in 1787. As he traveled, Young noticed stark differences between American and English land management practices. "If we were directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we would soon want for bread." -- Thomas Jefferson "It is the pernicious hand of government alone which can reduce a whole people to despair." -- "Junius" "...There is no nation on earth powerful enough to accomplish our overthrow. Our destruction, should it ever come at all, will be from another quarter. From the inattention of the people to the concerns of their government, from their carelessness and negligence." -- Daniel Webster "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury. From that time on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury, with the results that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship." -- Sir Alexander Fraser Tyler, Scottish historian "The nation which reposes on the pillow of political confidence will sooner or later end its political existence in a deadly lethargy." -- James Madison "We are asking the wrong question. The issue is not who should be trusted with all the power of the Presidency. Instead, we must ask how much power any candidate can be trusted with." -- James Bovard in No One Deserves the Power "The problem with politics isn't the money; it's the power." -- Harry Browne "...every unjustifiable intrusion by the Government upon the privacy of the individual, whatever the means employed, must be deemed a violation of the Fourth Ammendment." -- Justice Louis Brandeis (Olmstead v. US) "Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding." -- Justice Louis Brandeis,1928 "As long as human beings are imperfect, there will always be arguments for extending the power of government to deal with these imperfections. The only logical stopping place is totalitarianism -- unless we realize that tolerating imperrfections is the price of freedom." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels ... to govern him?" --Thomas Jefferson: 1st Inaugural, 1801 "If welfare and equality are to be primary aims of law, some people must necessarily possess a greater power of coercion in order to force redistribution of material goods. Political power alone should be equal among human beings; yet, striving for other kinds of equality absolutely requires political inequality." -- Tibbor Machan in Private Rights and Public Illusions "As property, honestly obtained, is best secured by an equality of rights, so ill-gotten property depends for protection on a monopoly of rights. He who has robbed another of his property, will next endeavor to disarm him of his rights, to secure that property; for when the robber becomes the legislator he believes himself secure." -- Thomas Paine, Dissertations on First Principles of Government "I believe that the Welfare State redistributes poverty and reduces income. As Karl Kraus once said of psychoanalysis, the Welfare State is the disease which it purports to cure." -- Arnold Kling "The welfare state -- and the brutish, uncivilized mentality it sustains and encourages -- is the man-made disaster that explains the moral ugliness that has swamped New Orleans. And that is the story that no one is reporting." -- Robert Tracinski "There are some things that you can always bet on. One is that when Congress comes up with a new program it never works right over the long haul. Another is, when Congress goes to fix the mess it has made the mess only gets worse." -- Lyn Nofziger "It is to secure our rights that we resort to government at all." -- Thomas Jefferson to Francois D'Ivernois, 1795 "The United States was supposed to have a limited government because the founders knew governmental power attracts swarms of crooks, demagogues and despots as surely as horse manure attracts swarms of horseflies." -- Rick Gaber "It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making
decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay
no price for being wrong." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell
"The trade of governing has always been monopolized by the most ignorant and the most rascally individuals of mankind." -- Thomas Paine "Everyone knows that the people who work for the State are of a more incorruptable and moral nature than us mere private people. Yeah, right." -- Perry de Havilland "To be governed is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so." -- P. J Proudhon "The coercive power of government is always a beacon to those who want to dominate others -- summoning the worst dregs of society to Washington to use that power to impose their will upon others." -- Harry Browne "If you give the government power .. it will use that power. It will use 100% of that power, and more." -- Neal Boortz, 9/29/2003 "Any new power given to government will be abused." -- Gary Nolan "Give a good man great powers and crooks grab his job." -- Rick Gaber "Government money is as addictive as heroin. So many people are addicted. And the politicians are the dealers." -- Another Government Employee "The natural tendency of every government is to grow steadily worse -- that is, to grow more satisfactory to tthose who constitute it and less satisfactory to those who support it." -- H.L. Mencken "No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth!" -- Ronald Reagan “No law can give power to private persons; every law transfers power from private persons to government.” -- Isabel Paterson "Give government the weapons to fight your enemy and it will use them against you." -- Harry Browne "All government, of course, is against liberty." -- H.L. Mencken "The State is not your friend." -- Perry de Havilland “The government is not your friend.” -- Judge Andrew P. Napolitano "Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect the consumer from the government." -- Dr. Milton Friedman "Tell me please why this Patriot Act is being used for so many criminal investigations in this country, like petty drug cases, that have no connection with terrorism? Lesson: If you give the government power .. it will use that power. It will use 100% of that power, and more." -- Neal Boortz, 9/29/2003 " "Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory." -- Doug Casey "Let the governmental camel stick its nose inside the broadcast tent, and the entire camel, foul smell and all, may follow." -- David Shaw "Any time you give power to government, it will be abused, it will be enlarged, it will be used in ways you never intended." -- Harry Browne on The Drudge Report 7-31-99 "Political power is everywhere the most serious threat to liberty. The more power politicians have, and the more able they are to disregard constitutional rules, the more serious the threat. Precedents for expanding government power are sure to be exploited by politicians more dangerous than those who set the precedents." -- Jim Powell "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." --Prof. John E. E. D. Acton "Power draws the corrupted; absolute power would draw the absolutely corrupted." -- Colin Barth "Power kills; absolute power kills absolutely." -- Prof. R. J. Rummel "The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse." -- Edmund Burke "If you are a leftwing politician or some other brand of political looter, you are not obviously very happy if a lot of people prefer to avoid having their wallets lifted." -- Johnathan Pearce "History tells us about all kinds of political governments, also known as states, or countries, or jurisdictions, or empires. In every instance, no matter what it was labeled, monarchy, oligarchy, democracy, theocra |