More NEAL BOORTZ Stuff

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_________________________________________________________________________________________________________ unauthorized unofficial Neal Boortz stuff from the old Neal Boortz Show
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Yes, Neal really said these things when he was on the air:

"If it is wrong for you to take money from someone else who earned it, to take their money by force for your own needs, then it is certainly just as wrong for you to demand that the government step forward and do this dirty work for you."
"The principal purpose of the Democratic Party is to use the force of government to take property away from the people who earn it and give it to people who do not."
"If you wrote down on 5x7 index cards what the average American college student knows about economics, wadded those index cards up into one spit wad, and then shoved that spit wad up an ant's butt, it would rattle around in there like a BB in a boxcar."
"Slamming the very free enterprise system that brought us our incredible standard of living in this country is no problem for a Democrat who wants to exploit the economic stupidity of the American people."
"My principles were not developed by me 'as a Libertarian.' They evolved over a period of time by applying rational thought to the unique situations presented by different scenarios. On some issues I would be called quite conservative, liberal or libertarian on others. Only an intellectually lazy fool allows his complete ideology to be handed to him by some political philosophy."
"What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying guns?"
"There is no happier person in the world than a North Georgia high school dropout with a beat up Camaro, a can of Bondo and a sewing kit."
"I am so Libertarian that I don't think lawyers and doctors should be licensed by the government. I am so Libertarian that I make some Libertarians cringe."
"Much to the consternation of Sean Hannity – and others who just sorta kinda like freedom… Libertarianism lives!"
"Didn't the Federal Election Commission say Republicans and Libertarians vote on Tuesday and Greens and Democrats on Wednesday?"
"I like to call the Democrat Party the “Social Democratic” Party. So, just what is a 'social democracy?' Just Marxism light."
"Americans will say nice things about freedom ... right up until the time that personal responsibility rears its ugly head."
"I do not want the government in my bedroom. The government is a pretty lousy lay, anyway; it wants to do all the screwing."
"Who in this audience likes the French? -- Raise your hand. Now, which ones of you ARE French? -- Raise your other hand!"
"The rich keep getting richer because they keep doing the things that make them rich. Ditto for the poor."
"I really don’t care how hard it is to raise a family on minimum wage. Fact is, if you’re not bright enough
to earn more than the minimum wage you’re damned sure not smart enough to be having children."
"Yeah, I said fascists. It’s about damned time that someone start calling the Democrats what they are …
economic fascists. Do your homework on that definition and you’ll understand."
"A House of Representatives without Cynthia [McKinney] would be like a bowl of soup without a fly."
"A new Gallup poll says that 4 in 10 Americans admit being prejudiced toward Muslims. Gee, I wonder why?"
"The natural fallback position of any liberal that doesn't agree with you is to call you a Nazi."
"Most Americans don’t know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie."
"Poverty is a choice. It's a behavioral disorder. Poverty, my friends, is a mental disease."
"The key to accepting responsibility for your life is to accept the fact that your choices, every one of them,
are leading you inexorably to either success or failure, however you define those terms."
"It's hard to talk to Al Franken when he's down at Hilton Head because his lips are attached by velcro to Clinton's rear end."
"There is no limit to the hunger politicians have for the money you've worked so hard for. ... You can tell them to take a hike,
but then the guns come out."
"The main purpose of Social Security is to redistribute wealth, to make an increasingly large number of Americans dependent on government for
their basic needs in their retirement years."
"If you want the economy to fail, put the money in the hands of the failures. If you want the economy to succeed, put the money
in the hands of the successful. The Democrats won't like it, though, because failures vote for Democrats."
"The National Basketball Association, home to an endless supply of overpaid, millionaire crybaby thug athletes, is reeling..."
"If the Constitution becomes a 'living document' then it will mean whatever the ruling majority wants it to mean, and we will
have a true democracy: a government of mob rule."
"Let me just take this moment to remind you that Hillary Clinton is a far greater threat
to our freedoms and liberties in the United States than any Muslim terrorist group."
"By the way ... in case I didn't really convey my true feelings here ... Kerry is a pompous jackass."
"Being a fat-ass still isn't healthy, so put down the cheeseburger and go outside!"
"I'm sorry, but I've got to say that any wife who holds it against her husband for doing Angelina Jolie is just a harpie."
"Has anyone come up with a good defining difference between Chante Mallard and Ted Kennedy?
(I mean other than the fact that Chante apologized to her victim before he died.)"
"Satanists don't play with snakes; Pentecostal Christians play with snakes. Get your cults straight, there, pal."
"Letting welfare recipients vote is like letting the inmates run the asylum."
"The day the illegal immigrants walked off the job is the day the ladder industry took a huge hit.
That's when 6,000 fewer ladders fell off of vans onto the nation's freeways."
"Liberals don't like putting criminals in jail. They see the necessity of it, but they don't like it."
"We can say anything we want about deaf people, can't we? After all, are they listening?"
"Wallow too much in sensitivity and you can't deal with life -- or the truth."
"There's an idea: legalize prostitution, get some brothels going, and just tax the pants off 'em!"
"When you challenge someone's right to free speech, yours is taken away."
"I didn't have any combat experience either, but I have been married twice."
"90% of all campaign contributions from trial lawyers go to Democrats."
"There are four levels of homicide: negligent, criminal, justified and praiseworthy."
"Somebody has to get a grip on the trial lawyers BEFORE they
destroy entrepreneurship and free enterprise in this country."
"Don't screw with us. We're professionals, and we do draw blood."
"When the [teachers'] unions speak it’s screw-the-parents time."
"Government schools are to ignorance what fast food is to obesity."
"If you can't afford to educate your child, put a bungee cord around your knees."
"Joey, do you know what your I.Q. is? Well, when it gets to 50, sell!"
"Why don't they have carbon monoxide detectors in cars?"
"Another “I told you so.” This recycling thing? Garbage."
"The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make a friend out of him."
"Prostitutes shouldn't go to jail. Unless they're just whoreable."
"Shouldn't France be on that list of the 'Axis of Evil' ?"
"Catholic birth control? It's called abstinence. Enjoy!"
"Justice is when somebody gets what they deserve."
"The United Nations is an anti-American institution."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook."
"He's the all-time self-indulgent vindictive pig."
"NO ONE HAS A 'RIGHT' NOT TO BE OFFENDED."
"HMWIC stands for Head Muslim what's in charge."
("HTHWIC" may not stand for Head Towel-Head...)
"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers."
"Religion is all-too-often a refuge for scoundrels."
"Yeah, I'm insensitive. So is life. DEAL with it."
"Sir, you did NOT give me a chance to respond, so A.M.F."
"At least the U.S. Government doesn’t tax farts."
"I'll try to be nicer-- if you try to be smarter."
"Am I selfish? You bet your ass I'm selfish!"
"It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful."
"All men are pigs, myself included."
"Religion is, all too often, a refuge for scoundrels."
"I don't believe in atheists."

-- NEAL BOORTZ, recovered trial lawyer

Ding dong the witch is dead!

"People often get racism mixed up with bigotry or prejudice. We need to get our terminology straightened out. We obviously have racial problems that need solving. The first step in solving a problem is to identify it. If we keep mis-identifying bigotry and prejudice as racism we’ll never make any headway" -- Neal Boortz, here

"You CAN NOT judge previous generations by today's standards. Today Mark Twain is called by many, a racist. By the standards of his time, he was a social liberal. Even Teddy Roosevelt was a social liberal at the time, but he accepted as fact that idea that Caucasians were inherently superior to all other races. That makes him a racist in the CORRECT definition of the term." -- Neal Boortz, here

"Racism is a belief in the inherent superiority of one race over another." -- Neal Boortz, here
Bigotry: definitions here: # 1: the state of mind of a bigot # 2: acts or beliefs characteristic of a bigot
Bigot: definition # 1 here : a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
Prejudice: definition # 2 a (1) here: preconceived judgment or opinion
Prejudice, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, c. 1911)
Discrimination: definition # 3 here : Treatment or consideration based on class or category rather than individual merit
"Racism is the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage -- the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors." -- Ayn Rand, here
“I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” -- Martin Luther King
"You cannot cure racism with more racism." -- Edwin A. Locke, here

"The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal." -- Peter Brimelow

And NOW: A Brand NEW definition of Racism: HERE

The exchange between that humorless University of Virginia Law Professor and Neal is HERE.

"Save me, oh God, from people who have no sense of humor." -- Ludlow Porch

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"THOUGHT REFORM" INDOCTRINATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE

THE TERRIBLE TRUTH ABOUT LIBERALS THE OMINOUS PARALLELS (between liberalism and Naziism)

CORRUPTION, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS , AND THE "NEW FASCISTS" OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

THE TRUE BELIEVER CAMPUS FASCISM "Political Correctness" leads to kangaroo courts

.......Remember ORWELL: "Hate Crimes" mean..Thought Police!.......

FIGHTING MIND CONTROL AT AMERICAN COLLEGES HATE CRIMES & BUSINESS PEOPLE

TWO STEPS AHEAD OF THE THOUGHT POLICE THE NEW THOUGHT POLICE

A phone call from the idea police
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"Just remember, some leftists will tell you that any expression of any attitude in opposition to leftist goals is, by definition, 'hate speech.' " -- Neal Boortz, here

"Just remember that different people have different definitions of 'hate speech.' To a leftist, hate speech is any utterance or writing in opposition to leftist goals. It harkens back to the Soviet definition of 'peace,' which was 'an absence of opposition to world communist domination.' It’s all in the definition, folks." -- Neal Boortz

"The real purpose liberals have for hate crime laws is to get the American people used to the idea that thoughts can be crimes. Once that is established in the minds of the public, imagine all the different ways they can expand on that." -- Neal Boortz

| INSENSITIVE COMICS.|

| HOW TO CHOOSE A COLLEGE..|

| ALL ABOUT NEAL'S THEME SONG.|

|JOEL SAMUELSON, OFFICIAL CARTOONIST.|

| P.C. Terrorist Hunting -- NO PROFILING!. |

| SO YOU HATE NEAL'S TALKING ABOUT HIS AIRPLANES?|

| .secure-skies.org. | SO NEAL TALKS ABOUT HIS AIRPLANES. |

| LUNCH AT DASCHLE'S DINER (AND LOTT'S LUNCHEONETTE) |

| The Morality of Tax Cuts | THE PAINFUL TRUTH ABOUT MEDICARE. |

| THE PRICE OF LIBERTY | RIGHTS.| JERK OBJECTIONS TO LIBERTY |

| PRIVATE PROPERTY IS NOT PUBLIC PROPERTY | GUN RIGHTS ARE INDIVIDUAL |

| VOTER'S DILEMMA.| NOW, ABOUT THAT "GAP" BETWEEN RICH AND POOR | THE MECHANICS OF WEALTH..|

| APPEALS TO "GIVE BACK": DOUBLETALK. | TRIPLETALK..| WALTER WILLIAMS ON THEM..|

|..CAN YOU FIND THE LINK TO NEAL'S CONVENTION SPEECH ON THIS PAGE?.. |

| ..HELP THE IJ FIGHT "ZERO-TOLERANCE" AND OTHER OUTRAGES.. |

| HILLARY'S OFF-TO-WORK-IN-THE-MORNING THEME. |

| THE NATURE OF EVIL. | HITLARY WATCH |

| A WHOLE SHIPLOAD OF SELF-DEFENSE STORIES.|

| GOV'T SCHOOLS: HORRORS & CURES . |

| NEAL BOORTZ HATE MAIL GENERATOR. |

| DARWIN AWARDS HOME PAGE. |

| the Truth about Robin Hood. |

| FREEDOM NEWS. |

A few of Neal's favorite columnists

Dr. Thomas Sowell

Jack Kelly

Dr. Charles
Krauthammer

Michelle Malkin

Victor Davis Hanson
and more

"The hardest job in Washington these days is commissioner of senatorial parking. He's got to allot space for 99 cars and a broomstick" -- Michael Barone, editor of U.S News, as quoted HERE.

"Only the mediocre are always at their best."-- Jean Giraudoux
"Learning is not compulsory. Neither is survival." -- W. Edwards Deming
"The future of human liberty ... means the future of civilization." -- Henry Hazlitt
"50 million Frenchmen can't be wrong." -- typically idiotic old French saying
"If 50 million people say a stupid thing, it's still a stupid thing."-- David Severn
"When Jim Jeffords switched parties, it improved the average IQ of both parties." -- Ann Coulter
"You want to see multiculturalism in action? Look at Yugoslavia, at Lebanon, at Sri Lanka, at Northern
Ireland, at Azerbaijan, or wherever else group 'identity' has been hyped." -- Thomas Sowell in Is Reality Optional?
"If the school system had to compete, do you think your child might be treated more respectfully?" -- Sharon Harris

"...in the animal kingdom,
the most dangerous creature
-- the one to avoid at all costs --
is a mother protecting her young.
There is also the fact that women
are far more concerned about
security than men. If women ran
the world freedom would be
gravely endangered.
(Sorry, ladies. Facts is facts.)"
-- Neal Boortz

The Law by Frederic Bastiat is here.
"D.R.T." stands for Dead Right There. ...
"Eternal celestial dirt-nap": self-explanatory
"WAG": Wild-Ass Guess
"SWAG": Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
"BFD" stands for Big Freakin' Deal
"AMF": stands for Adios [My Friend ?]
"Emeroids": Left-wing students at Emory University
Lard-assification: The process of making it possible for more and more people to become lard-asses
SWMBO, or She Who MUST Be Obeyed: (Mrs. Boortz, natch)

Yes, the term "boogers and haints" was coined by the late Georgia Rep. Ted Hanson
to describe displeasing, disgusting and even despotic items hidden in legislation.

"Farding" is a word derived from the French; it means any kind of 'face painting.' It's usually used to refer to a woman applying her makeup, something Neal and the rest of us hate to see a woman do while she's driving. So from time to time Neal will mention it on the air.

And "puddin' stick" is a mountain term for instigator, often referring, as in Neal's case, to a mischief who deliberately brings up a very touchy controversy (like evolution), then steps back to watch, grinning like a satisfied troublemaker who successfully "stirred the pudding."

"Mipping and mupping" is radio industry slang for what someone on the air is doing when not speaking in any clear or understandable manner. The term comes from the sound you get when playing a broadcast tape after it was erased improperly ("mip mip mip mup mup mup").

"Sales weasels" are the people who sell the time for all the sponsors' commercials on the radio stations and networks. After all, as old sales managers like to say, "Nothing happens until somebody sells something."

The term "Tango Uniform" is the DOD, FAA, FCC, etc. approved way of saying the letters "T" and "U" in 2-way radio communications. The approved phonetic alphabet is also used by police organizations, where "Tango Uniform" most likely originated. "T.U." of course, stands for "Toes Up" (the way anyone beginning his eternal celestial dirt nap is presented in a casket or, uh, on a morgue slab).

The entire approved phonetic alphabet is as follows: Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliet Kilo Lima Mike November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform Victor Whiskey X-ray Yankee Zulu.

"Those who think businesses can pay taxes without passing them along in increased prices to their customers have got to be thoughtless, myopic, economic illiterates who should do the whole world a favor by removing themselves from any process which impacts decision-making for public policy.." -- anonymous

A "liberal Republican" or a wealthy Democrat is, often enough, not so much a hypocrite as a jerk. By his actions ye shall know him. By his actions, he says, in effect, "I got mine, so now I'm going to make sure regulations and taxes are so onerous that they prevent YOU from getting YOURS. Besides, I'm a liberal, which means I must be morally and intellectually superior to you anyway, so ... screw you! " -- anonymous

"Government does not solve problems. It subsidizes them." -- Ronald Reagan
"Government is the problem, not the solution." -- Ronald Reagan

"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass." -- Barry Goldwater

"Many American industries survive on illegals who perform jobs most Americans will not." -- Paul Harvey

"70,000,000 gun owners in America behaved peacefully today..." -- relayed by Shonda Ponder

"An armed society is a polite society." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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