Creed of the Gorons
believe in Global Warming
Sea-Raiser, the All-Powerful,
of tsunami and hurricane,
all that is, seen and unseen.
believe in one Cause,
Activities of Man,
lowest of all creatures,
the ones that are brown.
from Coal, not Recycling from Blight,
Cause from true Gasoline, made, not begotten, of Driving when One Could
Man all pollutions were made.
us and for our salvation Albert the Goracle
down from heaven, was incarnate of the Holy Nader and the Virgin Chomsky
and became truly political.
our sake he was un-elected under Pontius Harris; he suffered defeat and
the third year he rose again
accordance with the Documentarians;
ascended into Hollywood and is seated at the right hand of the Film Executives.
will come again in glory
judge the polluting and the recycling,
his kingdom will have a biodegradable end.
believe in Global Warming, the Destroyer,
the taker of life, who proceeds from the Car and the Industry, who with
the Suburbs and the Factory Farm is worshiped and glorified,
the prophets of Greed.
believe in the scientists who agree
us and our beliefs.
accept the starvation of Billions,
the forgiveness of environmental sins.
look for the return to subsistence farming,
the whole grain life of the world to come.